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Post  Kat Sheffield on 4/17/2008, 5:47 pm

Saw this in my local paper today so I just thought that I would share. See, Florida has nothing better to do than to think about other people's nuts instead of minding their own.





So this article was taken from my local paper, The Sun Sentinel. Enjoy this for a good laugh, even if it is waaaaaaa..aaaaay off topic. At least it's about neither llamas nor pie. Discuss!

TALLAHASSEE - Often seen dangling from the rear fender of trucks
hauling down the road, "truck-nutz" can elicit honks, laughs or just
stares.

But they could soon net the driver a $60 fine.

Saying that many find the replicas of male genitalia to be offensive or obscene, Sen. Carey Baker, R-Eustis, is on a mission to get them banned from the road.

But that's offended some of his fellow senators, who say it would
impede freedom of expression -- and that law enforcement officers
already have plenty to do.

"It's shocking we would be telling people that have metallic testicles
on the bottom of their bumpers, 'Guess what? We've now determined it's
obscene.' There's gotta be better things for us to be debating," said
Senate Democratic Leader Steve Geller of Cooper City.

Among those who have had the auto ornaments is Sen. Jim King,
R-Jacksonville. Decorated in the garnet and gold colors of his alma
mater, Florida State University, they hung on the back of his Suburban until his wife, Linda, demanded they be removed. They now grace the wall of a warehouse.

Baker made clear his proposal would not impact the decal that shows a
"little boy doing bad things to other vehicles. That's not my issue. My
bill refers to a reproduction of reproductive glands. So, if it doesn't
show the glands, it isn't covered. And the little boy decals don't show
the glands."

The provision was tucked into a transportation package that bans drag
racing and allow drivers to use HOV lanes whenever they want, and no
matter how many passengers they have, if they are driving hybrid,
low-emission or energy-efficient vehicles.

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Post  Hector Irongrin on 4/17/2008, 8:41 pm

senator carey baker is an uptight cocksmoker that probably has a sex dungeon in his basement housing hundres of chechoslovakian children.

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truck nuts are funny. i don't have them but leon probably does.
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Post  Kat Sheffield on 4/17/2008, 10:13 pm

hahaha! I knew someone who had them on his fire red Trans Am. Things were so low that sometimes they would scrape the road and spark. Now -that- was awesome.

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Post  Hector Irongrin on 4/17/2008, 10:24 pm

goodness gracious, great balls of fire?
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OH NO THEY"RE MADE FOR TRUCKS

Post  ChristopherMcMorris1 on 4/17/2008, 11:28 pm

Kat Sheffield wrote:hahaha! I knew someone who had them on his fire red Trans Am. Things were so low that sometimes they would scrape the road and spark. Now -that- was awesome.


OUCH I would want my nutz dragging on the ground!!!!!!


Turck nutz, llamas, and Pie whats next? Twisted Evil

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Post  STEVE on 4/18/2008, 12:28 pm

at school every "donk" you see (if you dont know look it up) has those nuts, but they all have rims and lifts high enough that the nuts never hit the ground, and if they do then i believe that car is in the wrong place...
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